Страница Martyn Massop

Music is the most widely spoken language in the world; the best drug you'll ever experience. I live for the nights I can't remember with the people I'll never forget.

Californication, Modern Family, The Cleveland Show, Family Guy, Cougar Town, Without a Trace

D&B, Dubstep, Electro House, Progressive House...any good dance music basically! Some Hip Hop and R&B too...

"no sugar thanks, i'm sweet enough"
"......so Chris, i hear you threw a chicken through a window"
"run for cover motherf*cker!"
"oh cry me a river!"
"QQ"
"umm.....SOMEBODY DANCE!"
"eep"
"sit down and shut up"
"you can't touch this!"
"I bumped into this Labour MP who was looking for a pair of CK,
I said “Hi, I’m Sway, and I hope you’re having a nice day”
Then I slapped him in his face and said “what type of party doesn’t have a DJ?”"
"Absinthe, that devil juice brewed from the urine of Lucifer."
"The way i consume the vaginal opening is next to none!"
"Daddy likes the bacon!"
"She's cowl the day boys!"
"Who the f*ck IS she?"
"SHAVE YOUR BEARD!"
"Yeh....but look at your face, though."
"IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!"
"Brock-out-with-your-cock-out-tastic!"
"Boh!"
"PULL IT UP!"
"Well.....you would!"
"what did the five fingers say to the face?!"
"i'm rick james, bitch!"
"oh sugar honey ice tea!"
"you sexy motherf*cker!"
"i won't lie to you" (welsh accent needed!)